bbcarrotcooler | LUCAS ISNT AFRAID OF UNICORNS, WALLACE, SHUT UP (Reply)

Lucas 2:00: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:00: GORED
Lucas 2:00: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:00: STOP, I DONT LIKE HORSES OK

Wallace 2:00: AAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

Lucas 2:00: HORSES WITH HORNS ARE LIKE
Lucas 2:00: THE WORST
Lucas 2:00: THING
Lucas 2:01: GOD DAMN YOU BITCHES

Wallace 2:01: YOU KNOW ME

Lucas 2:01:

Lucas 2:01: LOOK AT BB LUCAS
Lucas 2:01: HOW DARE YOU

Wallace 2:01: he would look so much better
Wallace 2:01: on a unicorn

Lucas 2:02: lsjdflasjflsadjfl;adskjfal;sdjkfal;sdfjlas;dfjasl;dfjas
Lucas 2:02: FUCK YOU

Wallace 2:03: oh god hahahahahahaa i can't even

Lucas 2:03: SHUT UP

Wallace 2:03: DID YOU HAVE A HARROWING, ROGUE PONY EXPERIENCE AT THE PETTING ZOO OR SOMETHING

Lucas 2:03: asdlfjasl;dfjasd;fkjad;slf
Lucas 2:04: I GOT BUCKED OFF A HORSE AS A CHILD
Lucas 2:04: AND STEPPED ON
Lucas 2:04: THE HORSE STEPPED ON ME
Lucas 2:04: ON MY CHEST OK
Lucas 2:04: IT WAS AWFUL
Lucas 2:04: AND THEN LATER I TRIED TO FEED ONE A CARROT AND IT BIT MY HAND
Lucas 2:04: JUST SHUT UP

Wallace 2:04: that would be so much sadder
Wallace 2:04: if i could stop laughing

Lucas 2:05: SHUT
Lucas 2:05: UP

Wallace 2:05: AHAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN

Lucas 2:05: OH MY GOD

Wallace 2:05: I'M SORRY
Wallace 2:05: IT'S LIKE HYSTERICS NOW

Lucas 2:05: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:05: HOW ARE YOU
Lucas 2:05: THIS WAS A TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:05: THEY ARE LIKE NIMBLE FUCKING RHINOS
Lucas 2:05: LIKE MODERN DAY TRICERATOPS
Lucas 2:05: HOW IS THIS FUNNY

Wallace 2:05: I HAVE NO SOUL I'M SORRY
Wallace 2:06: AHAAHAH TRICERATOPICISHSFKJ
Wallace 2:06: STOP I CAN'T BREATHE

Lucas 2:06: FUCK YOU
Lucas 2:06: IM GOING TO TIE A SPIKE TO A MOOSE
Lucas 2:06: WE'LL SEE HOW FUNNY YOU THINK IT IS THEN

Wallace 2:06: OH FUCK IT'LL EAT ALL THE WALNUTS

Lucas 2:06: IT WILL RAMPAGE
Lucas 2:06: ANYWAYS
Lucas 2:06: HUGE ANIMAL + HOOVES + HORN + FASTER THAN YOU = SCARY
Lucas 2:06: I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE
Lucas 2:07: OR WHAT COLOR THE ANIMAL IS
Lucas 2:07: THROW SOME GLITTER ON A RHINO = UNICORN
Lucas 2:07: SO FUCK OFF

Wallace 2:07: NOT WHEN IT'S A FUCKING CREATURE COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF PEACE AND FLOWERS
Wallace 2:07: YOU PUSSY

Lucas 2:07: YOU DONT KNOW THAT

Wallace 2:07: IT'S A GODDAMN UNICORN

Lucas 2:07: WHY WOULD A PEACEFUL ANIMAL HAVE A HORN
Lucas 2:07: WHY

Wallace 2:07: IT LITERALLY SHITS OUT RAINBOWS

Lucas 2:07: NO
Lucas 2:07: IT DOES NOT
Lucas 2:07: THAT IS NOT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Lucas 2:08: PEACEFUL ANIMALS DONT NEED HORNS

Wallace 2:08: IT IS WHEN YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN

Lucas 2:08: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GROUNDHOG
Lucas 2:08: THEY ARE NON THREATENING
Lucas 2:08: THEY ARE HORNLESS
Lucas 2:08: COINCIDENCE????
Lucas 2:08: NO

Wallace 2:08: UNTIL THEY LEAP AT YOUR FACE AND CHEW IT OFF
Wallace 2:08: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BIG-ASS BLACK WIDOW SPIDER
Wallace 2:08: IT WILL KILL YOU IN THE FACE
Wallace 2:08: HORNS??
Wallace 2:08: NO
Wallace 2:08: NOTHING

Lucas 2:08: NOT THE SAME THING

Wallace 2:08: HOW IS THAT NOT EVEN

Lucas 2:08: THEY HAVE POISON
Lucas 2:08: INSECTS DONT COUNT
Lucas 2:09: PLUS I COULD PUNCH A SPIDER TO DEATH, EASILY

Wallace 2:09: OKAY FINE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DRAGON

Lucas 2:09: IVE PROBABLY KILLED LIKE 50 JUST ON ACCIDENT
Lucas 2:09: DRAGONS
Lucas 2:09: HAVE
Lucas 2:09: HORNS

Wallace 2:09: THOSE BITCHES LIGHT YOU ON FIRE
Wallace 2:09: THEY DO NOT YOU LITTLE PRICK THEY'RE LIZARDS
Wallace 2:09: MAYBE DINKY LITTLE HORNS

Lucas 2:09: FUCK YOU THEY HAVE HORNS

Wallace 2:09: THEY HAVE FUCKING FIRE WHY WOULD THEY USE HORNS

Lucas 2:09:

Lucas 2:09: HORNS

Wallace 2:10: OOH YEAH FACING BACKWARD

Lucas 2:10:

Lucas 2:10: HORNS

Wallace 2:10: WHAT'S IT GOING TO DO, STAB ITSELF IN THE NECK

Lucas 2:10:

Lucas 2:10: HORNS

Wallace 2:10: THOSE ARE LIKE THE TWO ONLY HORNED DRAGONS

Lucas 2:10: FUCKING DRAGON HORNS

Wallace 2:10: IN THE ENTIRETY OF EXISTENCE

Lucas 2:10: THAT WAS THREE

Wallace 2:10: AND THEN SOME OTHER DOUCEBAG WITH GLUE AND PAPER TOWEL ROLLS OKAY

Lucas 2:10:

Lucas 2:10: CHRIST
Lucas 2:10: DEAR CHRIST

Wallace 2:11: OKAY STOP IT
Wallace 2:11: DRAGONS WERE A BAD EXAMPLE

Lucas 2:11: OKAY SO I WIN
Lucas 2:11: THANK YOU

Wallace 2:11: WHAT WHY DO YOU WIN
Wallace 2:11: YOUR LOGIC IS STILL RETARDED

Lucas 2:12: HAHA I WIN

Wallace 2:12: WHAT
Wallace 2:13: JUST BECAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING YOU WIN DOESN'T MEAN YOU PROVED ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT DRAGONS HAVE HORNS

Lucas 2:13: DRAGONS HAVE HORNS
Lucas 2:13: UNICORNS HAVE HORNS
Lucas 2:13: THINGS WITH HORNS = SCARY
Lucas 2:13: FUCK YOU
Lucas 2:13: I WIN

Wallace 2:13: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MONTY PYTHON DO YOU WANT TO SEE DANGEROUS UN-HORNED ANIMALS

Lucas 2:13: OH HERE WALLACE HERE
Lucas 2:13:

Lucas 2:13: FIRST THING THAT CAME UP
Lucas 2:13: WHEN I SEARCHED "SCARY UNICORN"
Lucas 2:13: FUCK YOU
Lucas 2:13: I WIN

Wallace 2:13: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT HAS HORNS. HAPPY LITTLE SHEEP.
Wallace 2:14: OH NICE IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND

Lucas 2:14: FUCK YOU NO
Lucas 2:14: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:14: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:14: I HATE YOU SO MUCH

Wallace 2:14: YOU GONNA GO MURDER ALL THE GIRAFFES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
Wallace 2:14: BECAUSE THEY HAVE HORNS TOO
Wallace 2:15: NICE, ALL THE LITTLE KIDS ARE CRYING NOW

Lucas 2:15: NO THEY DONT
Lucas 2:15: DO THEY
Lucas 2:15: WAIT

Wallace 2:15: Giraffidae: Giraffes have one or more pairs of bony bumps on their heads, called ossicones. These are covered with furred skin.

Lucas 2:15: ....BONY BUMPS

Wallace 2:15:

Wallace 2:15: ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER THAT

Lucas 2:15: OSSICOSOCNSNS
Lucas 2:15: NOT HORNS
Lucas 2:16: SO

Wallace 2:16: OH SO WE'RE GETTING INTO SPECIFICS NOW
Wallace 2:16: ARE DEER NOT SCARY
Wallace 2:16: THEY HAVE ANTLERS

Lucas 2:16: NO ANTLERS ARENT SCARY
Lucas 2:16: JESUS WHO ARE YOU
Lucas 2:16: YOU PUSSY

Wallace 2:17: OKAY DEERS LIKE MURDER CARS IN THE FACE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Wallace 2:17: DEER ARE 300 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO KILL YOU THAN A SHARK
Wallace 2:17: I READ IT

Lucas 2:17:

Lucas 2:17: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:17: OH MY GOD

Wallace 2:18: YEAH THINGS ARE SCARIER WHEN THEY'RE IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT YOU FUCKING PUSSY

Lucas 2:18: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:18: FUCK YOU OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:18: THE SOULS OF MEN
Lucas 2:18: ON HIS CLOTHES
Lucas 2:18: BLOOD OF NONBELIEVERS RUNNING THROUGH THE LAVA STREETS ALSDKFJALS;DKFJF

Wallace 2:18: YEAH. IN FUCKING AZEROTH.
Wallace 2:19: I BET YOU COULD MEET A NICE GIRLFRIEND ON HERE DUDE

Lucas 2:19: OH MY GODDDDD
Lucas 2:19: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

Wallace 2:19: SHE'S REALLY A 400-POUND OLD GUY

Lucas 2:19:

Wallace 2:19: IN ALABAMA

Lucas 2:19: YOU HAVE THAT TATTOO DONT YOU

Wallace 2:19: IT'S ON MY ASS
Wallace 2:19: WANT TO CHECK

Lucas 2:19: GROSS
Lucas 2:19: NO THANK YOU
Lucas 2:19: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:19: IF YOU HAD A UNICORN TATTOO ON YOUR ASS
Lucas 2:19: THE CHANCES OF ME EVER SEEING IT/TOUCHING IT IN ANY CAPACITY
Lucas 2:19: GOES IMMEDIATELY TO NEGATIVE 200

Wallace 2:20: WOW LET ME MAKE SURE TO GET IT REMOVED FOR YOUR SENSITIVE GIRLISH IDEALS

Lucas 2:20: DID YOU JUST SAY
Lucas 2:20: I HAD GIRLISH IDEALS
Lucas 2:20: IN THE SAME SENTENCE
Lucas 2:20: AS YOU HAVING A UNICORN TATTOO
Lucas 2:20: ??????????

Wallace 2:20: IT'S GOT A FUCKING RAINBOW MANE
Wallace 2:20: ARE WE REALLY ARGUING
Wallace 2:20: THAT I'M GIRLISH
Wallace 2:20: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION
Wallace 2:20: I'M POINTING OUT THAT YOU'RE DOWN AT MY LEVEL
Wallace 2:20: WELCOME

Lucas 2:20: NO
Lucas 2:20: WHAT
Lucas 2:20: NO

Wallace 2:20: SHARE THE BLACK LACE PANTIES

Lucas 2:20: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:20: HATE YOU

Wallace 2:20: YOU FAG

Lucas 2:20: OH MY GOD
Lucas 2:20: FUCK YOU
Lucas 2:21: YOU WISH

Wallace 2:21: NOT IF YOU PUSSY OUT OVER UNICORNS JESUS YOU CAN GO IN THE GROUP WITH THE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER HOMOS NO THANK YOU

Lucas 2:22: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lucas 2:22:

Lucas 2:22: OH MY GODDDDDD
Lucas 2:22: OH MY GODDDD
Lucas 2:22: WHY DO I KEEP GOOGLE SEARCHING THIS
Lucas 2:22: FUCK THE INTERNET
Lucas 2:22: OH MY GOD

Wallace 2:22:

Wallace 2:22: LOOK OUT
Wallace 2:22: HE'S GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU

Lucas 2:23: UGH OF COURSE YOU PICK THAT PICTURE
Lucas 2:23: LOOK
Lucas 2:23: IM NOT AFRAID OF UNICORNS OK
Lucas 2:23: CAN WE JUST
Lucas 2:23: MAKE THAT CLEAR

Wallace 2:23: